Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they’re not trying to keep up with you. Erma Bombeck Read Quote
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, ‘I used everything you gave me’. Erma Bombeck Read Quote
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. Erma Bombeck Read Quote
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. Erma Bombeck Read Quote
