There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. Erma Bombeck Read Quote
When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway. Erma Bombeck Read Quote
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. Erma Bombeck Read Quote
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. Erma Bombeck Read Quote
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. Erma Bombeck Read Quote
There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo. Erma Bombeck Read Quote
One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child’s name and how old he or she is. Erma Bombeck Read Quote
