In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn’t danced in television. Erma Bombeck Read Quote
Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You’re not out of it until the computer says you’re out of it. Erma Bombeck Read Quote
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. Erma Bombeck Read Quote
Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. Erma Bombeck Read Quote
I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair. Erma Bombeck Read Quote
It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. Erma Bombeck Read Quote
I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes. Erma Bombeck Read Quote
Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments. Erma Bombeck Read Quote
