Somewhere it is written that parents who are critical of other people’s children and publicly admit they can do better are asking for it. Erma Bombeck Read Quote
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. Erma Bombeck Read Quote
People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow. Erma Bombeck Read Quote
Sometimes I can’t figure designers out. It’s as if they flunked human anatomy. Erma Bombeck Read Quote
I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: ‘Checkout Time is 18 years.’ Erma Bombeck Read Quote
My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? Erma Bombeck Read Quote
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. Erma Bombeck Read Quote
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. Erma Bombeck Read Quote
