I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. Erma Bombeck Read Quote
There’s something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she’s only measured water in it. Erma Bombeck Read Quote
I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order. Erma Bombeck Read Quote
Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub. Erma Bombeck Read Quote
For some of us, watching a miniseries that lasts longer than most marriages is not easy. Erma Bombeck Read Quote
