I took a sociology class, and I got an A in it. Then I found out you could get an emphasis in criminal justice. I wanted to be an administrator. Eric Stonestreet Read Quote
The most important thing for me as an actor playing a character is to make you laugh. That’s my No. 1 goal. Eric Stonestreet Read Quote
I’m a good boy! I do what I’m told; I’m on time. I’m always where I’m supposed to be when I’m supposed to be there. I don’t mess around with other people’s time and schedule. And I eat my vegetables. And my meats. And my carbs. And my dairy. Eric Stonestreet Read Quote
I like day-after-Christmas omelets, day-after Christmas pizzas… Or you take croissant rolls, put gravy on top, turkey, mashed potatoes, cheese, more gravy. That sounds good! Eric Stonestreet Read Quote
My dad had a retail business in Leavenworth, Kansas, and there’s a whole bunch of prisons there, so it was a backdrop of my childhood, these ominous prisons sitting off the road. Eric Stonestreet Read Quote
I’ve gone out with a couple girls in L.A. that I met on Tinder, like on real dates. It’s hard to meet people. Eric Stonestreet Read Quote
I’ve never lived in New York. I’ve never done a play off or on Broadway, so I think that’s in my future. Have that experience – get a little apartment in the city and grow a beard and walk around with earbuds in my ears, and a stocking cap and a big giant scarf. Eric Stonestreet Read Quote
Right outside of Kansas City is Leavenworth, and there are, like, five prisons there. It was kind of the tapestry of my childhood. I was always fascinated. I wanted to know what was behind those walls. Eric Stonestreet Read Quote
