It’s not like I grew up playing pranks on people, and I was not that girl in school. Ellen DeGeneres Read Quote
People love their animals so much so that they put little clothes on them and necklaces and booties and things like that. And if you love your animal, then you should feed them something that’s not dangerous for them. There’s a lot of poisonous stuff that they’re putting in a lot of that food, those by-products. Ellen DeGeneres Read Quote
I think anybody who wants to be president has to be a politician, but I would like to find somebody who’s coming from a loving place instead of a political place. Ellen DeGeneres Read Quote
I used to beat myself up about weight and working out, and no matter what I did I never felt good about myself. I decided to accept myself and know that I am good. Ellen DeGeneres Read Quote
I’ve been trying to find women writers for my staff for a while now and I have three women on my staff and three guys so it’s pretty equal. I don’t know why that is. It’s been the same thing for a while. It’s hard for female comedians to stand out. That’s weird. That’s a shame. Ellen DeGeneres Read Quote
The first time probably people really were aware of me, I unfortunately had the title of Showtime’s Funniest Person in America. And that’s a really tough title to travel around with when you’re not even known. Ellen DeGeneres Read Quote
There would be nothing to get me to run for president. I don’t even understand how anyone would want that job at all. Although I would be able to play golf which I don’t seem to have time now. Ellen DeGeneres Read Quote
When people show me clothing that seems very, very feminine, it’s hard for me to embrace that, because it just doesn’t feel like me. Ellen DeGeneres Read Quote
I have an amazing team; I have amazing producers; I have amazing writers, but at the end of it, it’s me making the decisions on the writing, the tone, the editing. Ellen DeGeneres Read Quote
If you’re going to be honest with yourself, you have to admit that you go into show business wanting people to talk about you and wanting everyone to know who you are. But that also means there are going to be a whole bunch of people who don’t like you. No matter who you are. Ellen DeGeneres Read Quote
