I was in Africa once. I was in Kenya. I got off the plane, and I thought, ‘Africa…’ Some guy in a dashiki said, ‘Mr. Bundy. Oh my God, it’s you.’ Ed O'Neill Read Quote
That’s a big deal for kids, when they come into the kitchen and the teacher is drinking coffee with mom. They react differently on the next day when you say: ‘Sit down and shut-up!’ Ed O'Neill Read Quote
I used to be a wonderful auditioner. When I was living in New York, I’d audition every day. And I like to audition. But then it got to a point where I didn’t like it anymore. Ed O'Neill Read Quote
I’m glad I did ‘Married… with Children,’ and I liked making all that money, and we all had a lot of laughs. Ed O'Neill Read Quote
I was never a joke teller. I don’t even like jokes, for the most part. I don’t like to hear them, and rarely can I even remember one. Ed O'Neill Read Quote
In the summer we graduated we flipped out completely, drinking beer, cruising in our cars and beating up each other. It was a crazy summer. That’s when I started to be interested in girls. Ed O'Neill Read Quote
In high school, I got into a speech class run by a nun who used to put on plays. She put me in a oratorical competitive program. You would tell a story, and they were very corny, something like ‘My Childhood Hero.’ It was something out of ‘Readers Digest.’ I always thought it was too much and too dramatic. Ed O'Neill Read Quote
