No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you. Don Rickles Read Quote
My wife is great. She always goes to the bank to see if the check has cleared. Don Rickles Read Quote
I have to have energy because I have a lot of expenses. A couple of cars, couple of dogs and a big estate. Don Rickles Read Quote
I’ve been hot, I’ve been lukewarm, I’ve been freezing, but I’ve always been a headliner. Don Rickles Read Quote
If I have learned anything, it is to keep my wife happy by sending her lavish gifts. Other men can learn from my success and send their wives and girlfriends fresh flowers for birthdays, anniversaries, and of course, Valentine’s Day. Don Rickles Read Quote
An insult is mean or unkind. Milton Berle called me the Sultan of Insult, and I was called the King of Insult. But the guy that gave me the best title – and I use it to this day – was Johnny Carson. He called me Mr. Warmth. Don Rickles Read Quote
When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can’t please everyone. But when you’re different, you can last. Don Rickles Read Quote
