Most Americans will let liberals and conservatives play their games because most Americans don’t pay attention. Dennis Miller Read Quote
What’s so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. It’s like a shock and aw shucks campaign. Dennis Miller Read Quote
It’s ironic that in our culture everyone’s biggest complaint is about not having enough time; yet nothing terrifies us more than the thought of eternity. Dennis Miller Read Quote
The American education system couldn’t be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood. Dennis Miller Read Quote
If Clinton had only attacked terrorism as much as he attacks George Bush we wouldn’t be in this problem. Dennis Miller Read Quote
Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, because you want me to tell you the truth? Most of us are not going to care if they don’t find these weapons of mass destruction. It’s enough for a lot of us to see those kids smiling on that street again. Dennis Miller Read Quote
Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what’s more life-affirming than cold, hard cash? Dennis Miller Read Quote