I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those. David Spade Read Quote
In grade school I was smart, but I didn’t have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends. David Spade Read Quote
Success? You can’t get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, ‘That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He’s horrible.’ David Spade Read Quote
You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that’s depressing, or you can screw around and have fun. David Spade Read Quote