Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. Dave Barry Read Quote
The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery. Dave Barry Read Quote
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. Dave Barry Read Quote
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. Dave Barry Read Quote
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person’s plate. Dave Barry Read Quote
Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid. Dave Barry Read Quote
