For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball. Dave Barry Read Quote
What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially if he has had between four and seven beers. Dave Barry Read Quote
The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire. Dave Barry Read Quote
Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators. Dave Barry Read Quote
Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects. Dave Barry Read Quote
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. Dave Barry Read Quote
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. Dave Barry Read Quote