The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes. Dave Barry Read Quote
Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there’s a good chance that nobody is reading my column. Dave Barry Read Quote
I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford. Dave Barry Read Quote
It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money. Dave Barry Read Quote
Don’t you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you can repeat words! And they don’t even have to be true! Dave Barry Read Quote
There is a breed of fashion models who weigh no more than an abridged dictionary. Dave Barry Read Quote
I realize that I’m generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don’t care. Dave Barry Read Quote
We’ll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail. Dave Barry Read Quote