We idolized the Beatles, except for those of us who idolized the Rolling Stones, who in those days still had many of their original teeth. Dave Barry Read Quote
Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes. Dave Barry Read Quote
My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible. Dave Barry Read Quote
If you were to open up a baby’s head – and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should – you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland. Dave Barry Read Quote
The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example. Dave Barry Read Quote
Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt around. Dave Barry Read Quote
Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep. Dave Barry Read Quote
American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it. Dave Barry Read Quote
