I feel like soundtrack music is almost like seeing the movie again, but with my ears. Dave Attell Read Quote
I’m a stand-up comic. Anything else I do besides that is a plus, but stand-up comedy is what I do, it’s what I’ve been doing and it’s what I’m going to keep doing. Dave Attell Read Quote
I’m not a movie guy, I’m not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me. Dave Attell Read Quote
Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people ‘the cops.’ But you know, sometimes, you’ve just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school! Dave Attell Read Quote
You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they’re both on fire – they’re exactly alike. Dave Attell Read Quote
Doesn’t matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick. Dave Attell Read Quote
