If you’re going to have kids, there’s only one way to go. They have to know they’re the most important things in your life, and once you’re doing that, there’s no way that you could not learn from them, because they just give you stuff constantly. Danny DeVito Read Quote
I love women. I mean, I’m married, but I used to get in all kinds of trouble. Danny DeVito Read Quote
I didn’t do it because of the underlying greed that’s prevailing, but it is about greed, doing the right thing at the right time using your clout when you have it and what for and what reason. Danny DeVito Read Quote
I lay on the ground, but then I can’t reach – I don’t want to take my foot out of the tub – but I’ve got to call somebody because I’ve got to get a band-aid or something to stop the bleeding. Danny DeVito Read Quote
I don’t think I’ve been bored, ever. I’ve always been working on two or three things at a time; whether it was in the early days, or whatever, I was always working on something. Danny DeVito Read Quote
So, you pick this stuff here and this stuff there and then you see things in certain ways and you start visualizing and thank God I get the chance to do this. It’s really the greatest thing in the whole wide world. Danny DeVito Read Quote
You have to give people permission to laugh. That’s why they would always cut to the banana peel in the Laurel and Hardy movies. Danny DeVito Read Quote
This big part flies off on the floor. The other part goes like this and lands in my foot! Standing up! It’s standing in my foot! Right in the side of my foot. The flute glass. I think I’m like in one of my own pictures. Danny DeVito Read Quote
Wherever I am, it’s a really good feeling to have that connection to people. I love to go out to talk to people and be with folks. I don’t shy away from it. Danny DeVito Read Quote
I have been very fortunate in my life. I have had a lot of happiness. I have a great family and I work a lot, and that’s what I like to do. Danny DeVito Read Quote