If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don’t actually live longer; it just seems longer. Clement Freud Read Quote
I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. Clement Freud Read Quote
Congealed fat is pretty much the same, irrespective of the delicacy around which it is concealed. Clement Freud Read Quote