Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you’re not really interested in order to get where you’re going. Christopher Morley Read Quote
Why do they put the Gideon bibles only in the bedrooms, where it’s usually too late? Christopher Morley Read Quote
People like to imagine that because all our mechanical equipment moves so much faster, that we are thinking faster, too. Christopher Morley Read Quote
Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it’s the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it. Christopher Morley Read Quote
The trouble with wedlock is that there’s not enough wed and too much lock. Christopher Morley Read Quote
My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed. Christopher Morley Read Quote
God made man merely to hear some praise of what he’d done on those Five Days. Christopher Morley Read Quote