I have no idea what my best material is. Different people like different things. I’ll say this: The political stuff gets the press, but the relationship jokes sell all the seats. Chris Rock Read Quote
The key to staying together is making sure you guys like each other and need each other. Chris Rock Read Quote
I’ve seen women who don’t have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day. Chris Rock Read Quote
Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time. Chris Rock Read Quote
Does having a wife and kids change your act? Yes, but only in the best way. It gives you weight and authority. It also makes you closer to the audience because the audience is married and has kids. Chris Rock Read Quote
Anything I say about women, I try to make sure that at least five or six friends of mine are going through a similar situation. That way I’m not picking on my wife. Chris Rock Read Quote
The thing that surprised me the most is just how much money women that weren’t rich were paying for their hair. When you’re in a beauty parlor in Harlem next to abandoned buildings and somebody’s paying five grand for a weave, that’s a bit much. Chris Rock Read Quote
I used to hang out with grandfather all the time because he used to pick me up from school sometimes, or drive me to my mother’s, so I’d be with my grandfather a lot. I used to watch him write his sermons. Chris Rock Read Quote
