If you take a perfectly well-adjusted normal person of any age from anywhere in the country and stick them in L.A., within about a week I do believe that a lot of their values and morals will start to degrade. Chris Eigeman Read Quote
I had a very misguided notion of what ‘network notes’ were. I thought they were well-meant suggestions, perhaps urgently meant, but just suggestions nonetheless. And actually, they’re demands. You have to do them, or you will not be paid. Chris Eigeman Read Quote
I really love showing up at work at 10 A.M., trying to make it funny until 3 P.M., and then going home. It’s like comedy bankers’ hours. Chris Eigeman Read Quote
One day I’m lugging walls back and forth in Louisville, and the next day I’m at Cannes giving interviews next to Ben Kingsley. I’m nowhere near cynical or jaded enough not to be incredibly thrilled by that. Chris Eigeman Read Quote
My first show was ‘No Exit.’ You couldn’t find a more pretentious beginning, but it also instilled some sense of quality. Chris Eigeman Read Quote
I never thought about movies. I never thought about Hollywood. It was just being on the stage and being in New York. Chris Eigeman Read Quote
It was always theater for me. But part of that came out of the fact that I was always acting out as a kid. I was the kid who didn’t play well with others. Chris Eigeman Read Quote
I never dreamed I’d be a spokesman for anything. But Pac Bell just asked me. The money was OK; the scripts were fun because I had to do in 30 seconds what it takes a whole feature to do and because the dysfunctional family of agents, managers and lawyers who represent me said it was cool. Chris Eigeman Read Quote
