The goal is doing stand-up on TV somewhere, which is what I’m working on. Something on latenight or Comedy Central, but – I dunno, something. It could happen, it could not happen. Chris Cubas Read Quote
Everybody wants to be Doug Stanhope; everybody wants to be Bill Hicks – and those are great people to aim for, but they had the fundamentals down. They knew how to be funny. Chris Cubas Read Quote
I wanna be funny, but if I have a chance to make a point while being funny – why not? Chris Cubas Read Quote
Twitter is basically just writing a bunch of one-liners – it’s a short form or whatever. Chris Cubas Read Quote
I definitely have friends who gave me a tag for a joke I already had. Like, ‘Here’s another line.’ A tag is, ‘Oooooh, it’s an industry term.’ It’s like, there’s the punchline, and a tag is like a secondary punchline. Chris Cubas Read Quote
The whole point of comedy, what’s fun, is taking the stupid thought I had and working it into something that makes a bunch of people laugh. Chris Cubas Read Quote
Put me on the Food Network – I’ll be the funniest guy talking about food. I don’t care. Chris Cubas Read Quote
The holy grail for me is just stand-up – It’s always been that. If I can just tour and headline in stand-up, that’s the dream. But I’ll do anything that looks like fun, y’know? Chris Cubas Read Quote
