If you talk about Lindsay Lohan for four or five days a week, you really can’t bear to talk about her on the weekends. Chelsea Handler Read Quote
Anyone who’s married to Mariah Carey – I’m pretty sure – doesn’t have a great sense of humor. I mean, let’s be honest: she’s ridiculous. What is her game plan? Chelsea Handler Read Quote
I definitely don’t want to have kids. I don’t think I’d be a great mother. I don’t want to have a kid and have it raised by a nanny. I don’t have the time to raise a child. Chelsea Handler Read Quote
There’s times where you think, ‘Gosh, what if nobody ever wants to hear what I have to say?’ Chelsea Handler Read Quote
I remember having a conversation with my sister, saying, ‘What if I don’t make it? What if I’m still waiting tables when I’m 35?’ I was just at the end of my rope. But I’ve been at the end of that rope several times. Chelsea Handler Read Quote
