People are following me because they want to see pictures of me. So why is Instagram editing them? Chelsea Handler Read Quote
There are some really interesting celebrities and people who are fun to interview, but when you have to do it every day because you have to fill a slot, the allure wears off. Chelsea Handler Read Quote
Every time I enter a country and have to write down my occupation at customs, I’m like, ‘I don’t know… Author? Host? Writer? Stand-up?’ I usually write ‘author’ – that’s the safest bet. Chelsea Handler Read Quote
Men are always like, ‘You’re so intimidating.’ I don’t find myself to be. But whatever – I’m not going to try to be less intimidating. It’s just a matter of finding a guy who’s able to deal with it. Chelsea Handler Read Quote
I have always maintained a strong opposition to marriage because I would have to be in serious denial to pretend I wasn’t born with a personality for divorce. Whatever the opposite of amicable is, that’s how my breakups tend to play out. Chelsea Handler Read Quote
Great guys exist. They may not be in the package you think you like, and they may not come when you feel you deserve them the most, but they’re there. I believe it. You should too. Because now I’m with someone who makes me grow every day. His name is Netflix. Chelsea Handler Read Quote
I’m a late-night host that doesn’t want to be tied down by time or television or even hosting. Chelsea Handler Read Quote
