Can you imagine peaking as a teen? I think if you peak in high school, there’s a problem. That’s what my sister always said: ‘Don’t worry, you’ll peak later.’ Chelsea Handler Read Quote
I’ve always had a problem with authority. That’s why I had to be my own boss. Chelsea Handler Read Quote
The next step for me is not ‘The Tonight Show.’ That’s a job for Jimmy Fallon. I’m way too divisive for a show like that. Chelsea Handler Read Quote
I want to educate people and deliver news that isn’t just surrounded by Charlie Sheen. I’d like to be able to do the serious stuff in conjunction with the comedy. Chelsea Handler Read Quote
I wanted to be famous. It’s embarrassing to admit, but I came out to L.A. thinking it would happen in no time. I thought, ‘Once they see me, they’ll be so glad I came.’ I always had a ridiculous amount of self-confidence about what was going to happen to me. Chelsea Handler Read Quote
Once you’ve achieved success, and you’re making decisions that are working, I don’t understand why anyone would be second-guessing themselves. Chelsea Handler Read Quote
I like the minute when I can get off the stage and go home, and I know I’ve done a good job. Chelsea Handler Read Quote
If you’re really looking to hurt somebody’s feelings, just break up with them. Chelsea Handler Read Quote
Don’t think about anything for too long. Even if it’s off-the-wall, go for it. You’ll have a lot more fun in life. Chelsea Handler Read Quote
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are ridiculous-looking – especially her. They’re so strange and charismatic and weird. It’s pretty hard to take your eyes off them. Chelsea Handler Read Quote
