Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable. Carrot Top Read Quote
I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can’t cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking. Carrot Top Read Quote
Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say, ‘No, because I’m afraid it wouldn’t look good and wouldn’t come back curly.’ Carrot Top Read Quote
I’ve experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn’t do very well. And there are times when something I don’t think is funny makes the audience laugh so hard. Carrot Top Read Quote
I don’t want to be known just as ‘Carrot Top.’ I don’t always want to be this crazy, goofy guy. Carrot Top Read Quote
I’d love to be animated. I’ve always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny. Carrot Top Read Quote
I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That’s the path I’d like to follow. Carrot Top Read Quote
