People always say to me, ‘You’re really attractive – in an unusual way.’ No one ever just says, ‘You’re attractive.’ Carrot Top Read Quote
Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it. Carrot Top Read Quote
I’ve always wanted to do a segment on a talk show. Jay Leno has been such a good friend, and if he would allow me, I’d have to get it all together, but I’d like to go on ‘The Tonight Show’ and do a set with no props. Or come out with a trunk and never touch it. Or come out with a clear trunk with nothing in it. Carrot Top Read Quote
I think it’s important for me, for my crew and for the audience to bring something new to each show. I have friends who have done the same act, word for word for word, for 20 years. I have a problem with that. I think the audience should see something new in each show. Carrot Top Read Quote
When I was younger I always thought, ‘If I were ever a comedian I’d make it like a rock concert.’ I wanted to generate that type of enthusiasm and excitement. Carrot Top Read Quote
I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that’s probably my biggest vice. Carrot Top Read Quote
