When you have a TV show, and you’re selling out 10,000 seats or whatever the hell it is, it’s not that it becomes easy. It’s just that’s what your life is like. Carlos Mencia Read Quote
Acting is reacting. That’s when acting is great – when you say something, somebody said something, they make a face, they pose, they use something physical, then you react to that, then they react to you. Carlos Mencia Read Quote
I was never funny. I’d be funny once a year at Christmas. I’d do impressions of how people talked and danced, but that stopped when I was about 11. Carlos Mencia Read Quote
You know what, I stopped doing ‘Mind of Mencia’ because it got hard, and there was a lot of fighting, and it was just time to move on. Carlos Mencia Read Quote
Chicago is pretty much my favorite city to perform in. For some reason, people from the Chicago area have an amazing attitude. Carlos Mencia Read Quote
I am a product… I’m a comedian. I’m not curing cancer. In the end, I tell jokes. I make people laugh. Carlos Mencia Read Quote
I am frail like everyone else, and I take that into account when I talk about things. Carlos Mencia Read Quote
People live in a place called Tornado Alley – and they’re surprised when they get hit by a tornado. I’m sorry when they get hit by tornadoes, but when you live in Tornado Alley you can’t really claim surprise. Carlos Mencia Read Quote
I will make a joke about any of my family members, about me, about my wife, if I really thought that I’m doing it to be funny. If there’s some darkness to it, or I think it’s ill-willed or mean or not cool, then I won’t do it. Carlos Mencia Read Quote
Just because my name is Carlos Mencia, don’t think my show is going to be about the difference between Mexicans and white people. Carlos Mencia Read Quote
