I’m a teacher and a philosopher by nature… In the end, I’m trying to teach people to live a better life. And if I can do that on top of entertain, then I leave the world a better place. Carlos Mencia Read Quote
If you don’t like your job, then change it by getting some better skills. Until then, shut up and get my burger with a smile, like in the commercials. Carlos Mencia Read Quote
When I was younger, I was angry. I was boisterous and loud. I was on top of the mountain, screaming at everybody, ‘Look at me!’ Now I’m more of a Taoist. Carlos Mencia Read Quote
Here’s what I know about the business I am in. It’s all based on money. It’s all based on ratings. Carlos Mencia Read Quote
I was never one of those fat-victim people. I always have to address how much weight I lost, and people always realize then how fat I was. Carlos Mencia Read Quote
Guys like Rogan literally want to ruin my career. That’s unbelievably cruel and hurtful, and I never want to be that guy. Carlos Mencia Read Quote
My comedy is about, lift yourself. See reality. Change the reality if you don’t like it. But if you can’t, then deal with things as they are because crying about it isn’t going to change anything. Carlos Mencia Read Quote
America is such a great country, we have fat poor people.’ It’s one of those jokes that doesn’t hit people right away, because it’s so prevalent that we don’t get it. Carlos Mencia Read Quote
