I like to look in the crevices of things, the nooks and the crannies. I like to see the things other people don’t see, don’t want to look at. Carlos Mencia Read Quote
I’ve dated many women at the same time. But I told them. I didn’t keep any secrets from them. Carlos Mencia Read Quote
For me, it’s always better to tell people the truth, because people can accept the truth. Carlos Mencia Read Quote
I’ve gotten in trouble with every race you can imagine. They say, ‘I can’t believe you talked about this – you’re racist.’ And I say, ‘How can I be racist? Isn’t racism exclusionary? If all of you are offended, that means I’m including every race in my jokes.’ Carlos Mencia Read Quote
It’s a pleasure to be doing a show for Comedy Central. Traditional networks would cast me as the head of a household with 16 children, which I find extremely offensive because there are 18 kids in my family. Carlos Mencia Read Quote
Some people want to live in a world much prettier than the one I depict. But it exists, and I talk about it because it exists. Carlos Mencia Read Quote
