I get really nervous at auditions. I know how to make people laugh, but auditions just really make me nervous. Carlos Mencia Read Quote
Nobody calls me a racist when I do redneck jokes. Jeff Foxworthy can do as many ‘You might be a redneck jokes’ as he wants, but I’m telling you as soon as a guy like that does a black joke or something – ‘How dare you!’ I totally think it’s unfair. Carlos Mencia Read Quote
My ancestry is really weird, because my great grandfather was from the Cayman Islands, and then his father was from England. But I lose track at that point. Carlos Mencia Read Quote
The weight loss came about because a buddy of mine who was diagnosed with diabetes because of his obesity told me that I was fat. And I started laughing, and he was like, ‘No seriously, you’re fat.’ And I said, ‘Oh wow, really.’ Carlos Mencia Read Quote
I’m just trying to be funny, trying to make people laugh, and trying to make the world a better place through some jokes. I don’t have words for it. It’s so overwhelming. Carlos Mencia Read Quote
Well, the hard part about doing auditions is that the person reading you the lines, they’re not really into it. They’re just going, ‘Oh really, so why do you think that?’ And they’re just looking at a piece of paper. Carlos Mencia Read Quote
If I’ve got a black joke, and I can’t tell it in Oakland, then I shouldn’t tell the joke anywhere else. Carlos Mencia Read Quote
The beauty of comedy is, when people come to a comedy club, there is a certain veil of reality suspended. Carlos Mencia Read Quote
My favorite place is Maui. It’s almost perfect there – the people, the weather, just everything. No matter how busy you are, when you get to Maui, you chill and relax. Carlos Mencia Read Quote
