I have a couple of jokes that are politically oriented, but it just sickens me to do them. Bob Saget Read Quote
I love performing. I love the people. I sound like Liza Minnelli right now, don’t I? Bob Saget Read Quote
I wasn’t the first choice for the role of Danny Tanner. Betty White was. Not true, but there was another actor whom they had shot the pilot with. Bob Saget Read Quote
Celebrity is a word that I find offensive. That’s the c-word. I hate it. It means no discernible talent. It means all you want is to be famous. It doesn’t mean you’re a writer, an actor, a mime. I think I wanna not be a celebrity. Bob Saget Read Quote
I really love standup because it’s something that I’ve been literally doing for 40 years, which means I’m a thousand years old. Bob Saget Read Quote
Now I’ve literally become neighborhood watch. I call 911 on people. I’m the old man driving 25-miles-per-hour down Sunset. Bob Saget Read Quote
Comedians’ first ten minutes usually stay with them the first several years of their career. It’s their mission statement. Their disclaimer that lets people know who they are. Or were. It’s also a good time to make fun of your name if you have a funny or strange one. Bob Saget Read Quote
The whole thing for me is that I did ‘Full House’ and ‘America’s Funniest Home Videos,’ and I look like a dentist, and I’m a dad. Being known as a dirty comedian turned into this weird thing. It’s people’s image of me. Bob Saget Read Quote
