That’s the thing, you see, we were never good enough to write proper punchlines. Bob Mortimer Read Quote
When I was about 13, I went to see this band called Free, who I’d never heard, and I just fell in love with them. I found my heroes. I stood at the front with my chin on the stage. Bob Mortimer Read Quote
I played for Middlesbrough’s youth team. At the age of 16, I went into a shed at the training ground and was told that they weren’t signing me on, so that was the end of that dream. Football was my life. I played football when I got to school, football every break and football as soon as I got home. Bob Mortimer Read Quote
I’ve started to get iritis, which affects the eyes. But I’m not going to give in. Bob Mortimer Read Quote
Other people just look so comfortable with a book in their hands – I never feel like that. Bob Mortimer Read Quote
At one point I was putting 17 sugars in my tea. I know it’s unbelievable and I do wonder sometimes what my mum was thinking to allow it. The weirdest thing was that if I had 18 teaspoons it was too sweet. Bob Mortimer Read Quote
