I was a solicitor once, so I’m truly grateful because I know what it’s like to have a proper job. Bob Mortimer Read Quote
The wife and the kids provide my exercise, but I have to be careful because I have rheumatoid arthritis all over my body. Bob Mortimer Read Quote
I don’t feel scared about death, I just feel so frustrated and sad to think I won’t see how stories end. My children’s story. My wife’s. The football. All the stories going on in the world that you’re going to miss the end of. Bob Mortimer Read Quote
I had three bypasses in one go, using arteries harvested from my leg and the right side of my chest. Bob Mortimer Read Quote
There is a theory in showbiz circles that mentally you remain the same age as when you first tasted fame, and I think there is a grain of truth in this. Bob Mortimer Read Quote
Between the age of 30 and going fishing, none of my friendships had any of that magic dust of when you were young. There was a sort of functionality to them, just keeping in touch. ‘Oh, I should invite so and so, I haven’t seen them for ages. Bob Mortimer Read Quote
I spend a lot of money on the little things that make me happy, like 3 falafels from M&S to eat on the train on the way up to Edinburgh, but I do keep a close eye on the bigger picture. I don’t flash the cash ridiculously on expensive things. Bob Mortimer Read Quote
After heart surgery you can go two ways, you can kind of get scared, shrink on to your sofa and keep yourself safe, or you can engage with life again. I probably was in danger of taking the first option. Bob Mortimer Read Quote
