I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. Bob Hope Read Quote
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They’re the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. Bob Hope Read Quote
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. Bob Hope Read Quote
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off. Bob Hope Read Quote
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it. Bob Hope Read Quote
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? Bob Hope Read Quote
