I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be. Billy Connolly Read Quote
Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet. Billy Connolly Read Quote
I don’t believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don’t want to say I don’t believe in God, but I don’t think I do. But I believe in people who do. Billy Connolly Read Quote
I’ve always been fascinated by the difference between the jokes you can tell your friends but you can’t tell to an audience. There’s a fine line you have to tread because you don’t know who is out there in the auditorium. A lot of people are too easily offended. Billy Connolly Read Quote
I don’t know why I should have to learn Algebra… I’m never likely to go there. Billy Connolly Read Quote
My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. Billy Connolly Read Quote
The great thing about Glasgow is that if there’s a nuclear attack it’ll look exactly the same afterwards. Billy Connolly Read Quote
Don’t tell me how to do my job. I don’t come to your workplace and tell you how to sweep up. Billy Connolly Read Quote
I don’t believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It’s on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it’s supposed to give you a parking space. It’s worked so far. Billy Connolly Read Quote
