I love to laugh, and laughter is one of my favorite things. When you have a really good laugh, you feel great afterwards. Bill Engvall Read Quote
I came out of the mall one day, and a guy was standing there with a coat hanger in his window, and I couldn’t stop myself. I asked the stupid question. ‘You lock your keys in the car?’ ‘Nope, just washed it, gonna hang it up to dry.’ Bill Engvall Read Quote
I was doing a bit that stupid people should be slapped. But the more I did it, the more I didn’t like that connotation, the violence and all that. The more I thought about it, I thought they should just wear signs. And, man, it just took off. Bill Engvall Read Quote
I’m a California Angels fan because that’s the first game my dad took me to see, and they stuck with me. Bill Engvall Read Quote
No sooner my kids leave their friends than they start texting them. And it’s all in code in a language I totally don’t understand. Bill Engvall Read Quote
I hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say, ‘I’m stupid.’ Bill Engvall Read Quote
