I travel fairly lightly because you have to these days. I always take a laptop and an iPod so I can watch movies and listen to music. And my Gameboy. That’s a good time-killer. Bill Engvall Read Quote
You know as well as I do that the family sitcom was the stalwart of TV for God knows how many decades. Bill Engvall Read Quote
People are trying to figure out how to pay bills and make ends meet. They don’t want to turn on the TV and say, ‘What is this crap?’ Bill Engvall Read Quote
It’s funny: people who meet me say, ‘I thought you’d be different.’ But I’m still the same guy. Bill Engvall Read Quote
A lot of times you go to a concert, and when you leave, you don’t know anything more about the act then when you got there. Bill Engvall Read Quote
When ‘Blue Collar TV’ was on the ‘WB,’ we were their second-highest rated show, but they didn’t know what to do with us. They had ‘Reba,’ which was number one, and we were number two, and they didn’t want to be known as the hayseed network, so they kind of dropped us, even though we were pulling great numbers. Bill Engvall Read Quote
I can’t count the number of times I’ve been sound asleep, woke up, and I was doing my hair. Bill Engvall Read Quote
My goal is for ‘The Bill Engvall Show’ to be a show the networks look at and say, ‘Ooh, maybe we should get back to the family sitcom.’ Bill Engvall Read Quote
