If you watch the ‘Blue Collar Tour,’ I was probably the least redneck of everybody. Bill Engvall Read Quote
If you lived next door to me and didn’t know what I did, you wouldn’t know I was a celebrity. I don’t have that lifestyle, nor do I want that lifestyle. I want to know that I can have a separate life with my wife and my kids and just be normal and go camping and fishing and outdoor stuff. Bill Engvall Read Quote
Left to my own vices, all I would own is a Corvette, and it would be broken down. Bill Engvall Read Quote
When I drove up on the set one day, and they’d put up a sign that says ‘The Bill Engvall Show,’ I stood there for 20 minutes just staring at it. The director, James Widdoes, came up and said, ‘What are you doing?’ And I said, ‘Look at this! There’s my name on a stage door in Hollywood!’ Bill Engvall Read Quote
There’s a reason God didn’t give me this success in my 20s, because I’d have blown it. Bill Engvall Read Quote
If you’re just a nice guy – you don’t let people walk on you – but if you’re just a nice guy and treat people right, good things happen. Bill Engvall Read Quote
I’d like to see the Amazon rainforests before they’re all gone, and also the Galapagos – that’s another one I’d like to do. I’d love to go diving in those areas. Basically, places, like, that are kind of going away, and I’d like to see them before they all become condos and high-rises. Bill Engvall Read Quote
