The one thing people like about my show is it’s universal. Everybody can relate to it. I think people enjoy going to a show and saying, ‘Something like that happened to me.’ Bill Engvall Read Quote
I learned that you don’t take dishes from the table to the dishwasher; you have to rinse them first. I think that’s stupid because I don’t go out in the back yard and hose off before taking a shower. Bill Engvall Read Quote
As my wife says, I’ll never fully retire, but it’ll start to slow down. I’ll continue to do the local gigs or go to Las Vegas. But I won’t be going out to Ohio to play an Indian casino anymore. Those will probably go by the wayside. Bill Engvall Read Quote
People all over are finding themselves in jobs they never thought they’d be in. Bill Engvall Read Quote
I come from a time when people like Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby told stories that were devastatingly funny without being off-color. Bill Engvall Read Quote