Standup is a form of therapy. It is OK to tell problems to your audience as long as you are being honest and not boring them. I tell them that I am saving $75 an hour when I talk to them instead of a therapist. Bill Engvall Read Quote
I think you can ban guns if you can just pull the trigger and 60 bullets fire out. Bill Engvall Read Quote
There’s a lot of things I believe in this world. I believe in God, I believe in the United States of America, and I support and believe in the Second Amendment. Bill Engvall Read Quote
I like to hang on to cars. I’m not one of these guys that goes flipping cars all the time. If I find a car I like, I stick with it. Bill Engvall Read Quote
My favorite road trip ever is when my wife and I took an RV around the country. We just had the best time. Bill Engvall Read Quote
I’m from Texas. You would think my biggest draw would be in that state. But my biggest draw is Pennsylvania. Bill Engvall Read Quote
