At yoga you get some sense of spiritual space so that people don’t intrude. You can go there and close your eyes and no one will talk to you. People are too worried about not fainting to bother with some bloke who was on the telly. Bill Bailey Read Quote
If I’m a national treasure, does that mean I’m like the Elgin Marbles and will get repatriated at some point? Bill Bailey Read Quote
As a young man, the temptation was to drink the minibar dry. I did all that – now I prefer to get outdoors. Bill Bailey Read Quote
Twenty-two years I’ve been doing this comedy lark, so it’s been like a meteoric rise to fame… if the meteor was being dragged by an arthritic donkey across a ploughed field, in northern Poland. Bill Bailey Read Quote
I was asked to perform at the Olympics Opening Ceremony. But I was up a tree in Borneo filming a documentary about Alfred Russel Wallace! So it couldn’t be done. Bill Bailey Read Quote
But being in ‘Doctor Who’ is a dream come true. I’ve been a fan since I can remember watching TV. Bill Bailey Read Quote
I grew up in a little town between Bath and Bristol with my parents and grandparents in the same house. It was rural and idyllic. Bill Bailey Read Quote
If you really push yourself you can perhaps achieve something you didn’t think you could. Bill Bailey Read Quote
Somehow the Tories have deflected the righteous anger at the bankers who we bailed out. The Tories manage to take that outrage and direct it at benefit claimants. It’s genius. Evil genius. Bill Bailey Read Quote
The devil’s in the detail and sometimes if you’re thinking too big, you can miss the detail. Bill Bailey Read Quote
