I think trying to be cool is the worst possible ambition – and I have never suffered from it. Ben Elton Read Quote
I’m lucky because the strongest emotion I have ever felt is being in love, and that definitely informs my writing. Ben Elton Read Quote
Comedy will always be central to what I do, it’s just an instinct for me, but I am a writer and always have been. Ben Elton Read Quote
No collection of people who are all waiting for the same thing are capable of holding a natural conversation. Even if the thing they are waiting for is only a taxi. Ben Elton Read Quote
There are lots of things I could have done for the money, but I’ve made a great living doing the things I want to do. Ben Elton Read Quote
If I did things for the money, I’d have done adverts in the 1980s, when I was hot enough to be offered them, and ‘Police Academy 6,’ which I was asked to write. Ben Elton Read Quote
I don’t know what people who I’ve never met think about me. Some have written horrible things, some have written nice things – but I’m proud of the fact I’ve remained close to everyone I’ve ever worked with. Ben Elton Read Quote
I find the fact that billionaires are quoted as if the fact that they are billionaires gives them some kind of wisdom is outrageous. Ben Elton Read Quote
I exercise hard and the reason I do is so that I can earn the things I like to consume. Ben Elton Read Quote
