Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there’s 18 websites that predict my early death. Artie Lange Read Quote
Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it’s funny. I sort of agree with that, but if something’s funny and you’re the subject of it, sometimes it’s more offensive. If someone’s insulting you, you want them to sound like an idiot. Artie Lange Read Quote
Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty. Artie Lange Read Quote
As a child, as far as I was concerned, my dad had an amazing job, and we had all the money we needed. My life was so fun and carefree that I didn’t realize at all that we weren’t rich – until I met someone rich. Still, I’ve never met a rich kid who grew up as happy as I did. Artie Lange Read Quote
My father was a really good athlete, so his pop-ups really were sky high. Eventually I learned how to judge them properly and catch them well. It was great training for when I started to play on teams, which I did all through school. Artie Lange Read Quote
You know you’re on stage being the life of the party and trying to get laughs, and then, in a lot of ways, you don’t have anything to give once you give it to the people. Artie Lange Read Quote
The road is a lonely place, and that sounds like a cliche, you know, like what is my life? Artie Lange Read Quote
When I became a standup comic, my hero, one of them, was Richard Pryor, and you know, I think that comedians, like, comedians talk about hacks, and what a hack is, is someone who does stuff that’s not original. Artie Lange Read Quote
Comedians, we’re just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine. Artie Lange Read Quote
To tell you the truth, there are all these websites predicting my early death, and it’s starting to work on me! Artie Lange Read Quote
