Arthur Baer

She’s generous to a fault – if it’s her own.

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It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.

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If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.

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It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop.

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His insomnia was so bad, he couldn’t sleep during office hours.

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Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.

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The ladies looked one another over with microscopic carelessness.

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His head was full of larceny, but his feet were honest.

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She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.

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It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.

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