Men and women cannot live by bread alone. They must also tinkle. Show me someone who has no trouble tinkling, and I will show you a happy and rich person. Art Buchwald Read Quote
It is one thing to choose to go into a hospice; it’s another thing to get on the air and tell everybody about it. Art Buchwald Read Quote
Being in the hospice didn’t work out exactly the way I had expected. By all rights, I should have finished my time here in mid-March 2006 – at least, that’s when Medicare stopped paying. Art Buchwald Read Quote
I found out I’d spent my whole life believing things that weren’t necessarily accurate. My sisters’ memories of certain events are entirely different from mine. Art Buchwald Read Quote
So far things are going my way. I am known in the hospice as The Man Who Wouldn’t Die. I don’t know if this is true or not, but I think some people, not many, are starting to wonder why I’m still around. Art Buchwald Read Quote
A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it. Art Buchwald Read Quote
I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team. Art Buchwald Read Quote
The buffalo isn’t as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed in automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo. Art Buchwald Read Quote
