I’ve fallen asleep at red lights before. Not like passed out, but like I’ve put the parking break on and reclined my seat and taken a nap. Ari Shaffir Read Quote
Everyone in L.A. talks about getting an agent or a manager in terms of getting on a sitcom or getting on a movie or doing something else. Ari Shaffir Read Quote
I know how lazy I am. So if I have to go somewhere else I can’t get to easily, I talk myself out of it. Ari Shaffir Read Quote
I love doing my podcast, but it’s not my art form. I don’t have to work on it. It’s off the cuff. Ari Shaffir Read Quote
If I focus solely on developing new material, then I can get a new 45 minute to an hour in about six months. Then I’ll work on it and work on it and can make it killer within another six months or so. Ari Shaffir Read Quote
Failing is part of my process. A new bit never works the first time. I figure I have to bomb 7 times to make it good. So I tweak it. Ari Shaffir Read Quote
To me, every time it goes badly I see it as a good thing – because that means I’m one step closer to where I want to be. Ari Shaffir Read Quote
I’m just a weird mix of immature and intelligent and I like to share my point of view and who I am. Ari Shaffir Read Quote
