Usually, jet lag is not this big of an issue for me. I’m not sure why I’m so disoriented this time. It could be due to the amount of chocolate and french fries I’ve eaten in the last two and a half weeks. April Winchell Read Quote
The theme of the party was Neverland Ranch, so guests were asked to come as anyone or anything associated with Michael Jackson. It was all very disturbing. April Winchell Read Quote
Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill. April Winchell Read Quote
Let’s stop playing with ourselves and get on with the entertainment, shall we? April Winchell Read Quote
I’d like to run for office someday, but I’m afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage. April Winchell Read Quote
I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning. April Winchell Read Quote
I have found that many other countries will buy off on anything American. As much as they hate us, they want to be us more than anything. April Winchell Read Quote
