We’re all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don’t make any big ones. Andy Rooney Read Quote
The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men. Andy Rooney Read Quote
I like ice hockey, but it’s a frustrating game to watch. It’s hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes between scoring in hockey. There are usually more fights than there are points. Andy Rooney Read Quote
Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens. Andy Rooney Read Quote
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. Andy Rooney Read Quote
I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you don’t return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldn’t want that to happen, would you. Andy Rooney Read Quote
The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort – the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing – the opening a wonderfully joyous moment. Andy Rooney Read Quote
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. Andy Rooney Read Quote
The world must be filled with unsuccessful musical careers like mine, and it’s probably a good thing. We don’t need a lot of bad musicians filling the air with unnecessary sounds. Some of the professionals are bad enough. Andy Rooney Read Quote
Let’s make a statement to the airlines just to get their attention. We’ll pick a week next year and we’ll all agree not to go anywhere for seven days. Andy Rooney Read Quote
