I thought Doodyville was inside of the television. You know, like, if television was this box – and if I went inside the box that was a television, I’d be in Doodyville. Andy Kaufman Read Quote
My parents would say, ‘Why don’t you go out and play?’ and I would say, ‘I can’t! I’m putting on my shows!’ Andy Kaufman Read Quote
I just want the audience to have a wonderful, happy feeling inside them and leave with big smiles on their faces. Andy Kaufman Read Quote
It’s not that I was crazy. It’s just that I was sad at times because the world was sad at times. When I would perform, it wasn’t sad anymore. Andy Kaufman Read Quote
If I was going to be a little boy about it, I’d go into hiding for one or two years. But if I was going to be a man about it, it’d be 20 or 30 years. Andy Kaufman Read Quote
Clifton and I don’t even look alike. He smokes and drinks, and I do neither. He’s a big fat guy, and if it weren’t for me, no one would know who he is. Andy Kaufman Read Quote
Every time my manager approached big network executives or even cable, they told him I was too dangerous. They couldn’t trust me. Andy Kaufman Read Quote
